Aha!! I have found a nest. I will get very comfortable, for obviously this is My nest. 

But wait, there is a human watching me. It must be jealous, for I have never seen it in a nest.

I will wash. I will wash and ignore it and it will go away.

This is not working. The human is not going away.

I must come up with a plan. Let me think.

Aha! I will stick my leg out. Everything knows that when a cat sticks its leg out, it is obviously washing. And the universal law of cat washing says that a cat washing must be left in peace.

Hmm. It is not going away. Okay, I will act nonchalant. Everything knows that a cat being nonchalant must be left in peace.

Not working. Okay, I will sniff. Everything knows that a cat sniffing something is busy and must be left alone.

This human is not leaving. It is obviously ignorant of cat law. I shall put it to sleep. I will yawn and it will go to sleep.

Drat! It is not going away. Then I must go back to my nesting.

Perhaps it will leave me alone and go and inhabit the other nest I have left for it. Then it will not be jealous any more.

It is seriously ridiculous what a cat has to do to keep a human happy.