The Convoluted Adventures of Cat Mountain

I went to a lot of trouble to get a large, triangular, traditional Thai cushion on one of my journeys to Chiang Mai, North Thailand. At the furthermost corner of the eclectic (and quite frankly, pungent) local Warorot Market, past the water barrels full of strange be-tentacled beasties and over the metal grate gangway where the rats hide, I had spied this, the perfect cushion that folds out into a bed, on one of my reconnoissance missions. On my last day in Chiang Mai, I ventured back there and  haggled the shopkeeper down until I got a price we both liked. That left me with not quite enough money for a tuktuk, so I walked quite a few blocks with it over my shoulder in a huge plastic bag. Continue reading

8. Smudge – The Tree Bear Stunt Cat!

Spot the tree bear.

Spot the tree bear.

Servants POV:

We woke up one morning and couldn’t find Smudge anywhere. Grey hairs were almost instantly developed while running around calling her for ages and worrying ourselves silly that she was okay. Then ‘other servant’ called to my attention a creature sitting very high up in one of the tallest trees in the neighborhood. Sometime during the night, Smudge had decided that she should be a tree bear. By the time we found her though, she looked like she’d had enough of being an arboreal-type animal and wanted to come down. Read it HERE Continue reading

7. HAZMAT Suits and the Lizard-Eye Licker

Other servant gets licked, I get re-imprinted and I get to put away my HAZMAT suit.

Read it HERE

What do you mean you need it for your washing? If you licked yourself more, your fur would not fall out and we would not be having this discussion.

What do you mean you need it for your washing? If you licked yourself more, your fur would not fall out and we would not be having this discussion.

6. The Smudge Toileting Facilitation Unit TM

In which we create the new Cat WC and I receive ‘The Look’ again.

Read it HERE

The Look, Version II

The Look, Version II

Bacon-Flavoured Slimy Pills and The Look

In which I give Smudge a worming tablet and am graced with The Look.

Read it Here

The Look.

The Look.

Smudge 4: Day 3: The Stick, The Idiot and the Mink Cave

Our third day of servitude to Smudge.

Read it HERE

Yes, she is an idiot. But she feeds me...

Yes, she is an idiot. But she feeds me…

Smudge. Day 2 – Hairbrushes and Free Food

In which Smudge gives her servant hairbrush training and we discover advantages to her big feet.

Read it Here

These paws are not made for sneaking...

These paws are not made for sneaking…

A Smudge on the Horizon

We have become indentured. Our new mistress has her own page. Look for Smudge up on the header, and there you will find recordings of our induction into servitude.

 

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